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Q: What Is The YouSeenThat.Com Popcorn Rating About?
A: Well, it works on the theory that the more you enjoy a film, the less likely you are to be aimlessly shoving salty corn kernels into your gob, and a little more focused on what is happening in front of you on the big screen. Therefore, the more popcorn in our scorers bucket, the better the film. Pretty simple, huh?. Think of it as an inverse scoring system.
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Q: Why The "Goodfellas Good" Tag?
A: Goodfellas is an excellent movie. I defy anyone to tell us it sucked and keep their spleen.
Q: Why The "Rogue Assassin Crap" Tag?
A: It's a bit of an inside joke, but don't let that get in the way, Rogue Assassin was bloody ordinary. Sure, it's not the worst film ever made, but certainly one of the lamest films we've paid to see in the last year. We could have called it "Manos Hand Of Fate Crap", but I doubt most people would have seen it, let alone got the obscure reference.
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A: Drop us a line, especially if you are from an Australian cinema chain or DVD retail supplier. I'm sure we could place some advertising banners on the site, or give you a plug in exchange for bribes. We would definitely be interested in getting free cinema tickets or access to staff screenings at our local Reading cinema... please?
There's one condition though: we won't pull any punches, and we certainly won't sugar-coat our reviews.
Q: Your Reviewing Style Is... Well... Interesting
A: We will take that as a backhanded compliment. We figure that you could probably go to a million other film review sites on the internet and read professional reviews that are about as serious as a stroke, or maybe try Googling "serious film review" + "I'm a pretentious prick" and try your luck, so why not write something a little more interesting. Sure, some of our reviews are about as as unfocused, ill-disciplined and unwieldy as an on-duty Flight Traffic Controller playing Tetris while he is head-banging to Iron Maiden on his iPod, but that's half the fun of reviewing films OUR WAY.
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A: We do not currently accept user-submitted reviews. The site is a bit of fun at this stage between friends, and while we welcome people reading our slightly off-colour reviews, we don't have the time or site functionality to accept user-submitted reviews at this stage. We may look into this functionality in the future, or possibly add a user forum where you can post your own film reviews and see how your opinions stack up against the YouSeenThat.com crew.
Q: Can You Review "Film X"?
A: We don't generally take requests for films to review. We review what we review. We won't go out of our way to rent a DVD, or drop thirteen or so dollars on seeing a film that we aren't even remotely interested in. We get paid shit and can barely cover the cost of hosting on our megre salaries. Do you know what would change our minds though? See: "Can We Advertise On Your Site / Provide Sponsorship / Send You Free Shit?".
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